| lol |
[Nov. 5th, 2009|04:27 pm] |
Ross Kemp on gangs, S01E03
Ross: *presses button on door speakerphone* Hello?
Speakerphone: "This is the FBI, can I help you?"
Ross: "Yeah, it's Ross Kemp."
*door opens* |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Oct. 17th, 2009|08:04 pm] |
I have inventoried m'boyz for an upcoming army revamp. I have found myself needing 18 shootas, 2 big shootas, 9 rokkit boyz, 2 dredds, 2 rhinoez and 2 mekboyz with shokk attack gun.
I have ordered 2 SM dreads from the electronic bay in order to convert into looted dreadnoughts, because after all it is a deffskullz army. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jul. 1st, 2009|07:24 am] |
Hrrrnngghh.
Why am I awake at this hour?
Just had the first of today's many cold, cold showers. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jun. 20th, 2009|03:34 pm] |
I should stop eating cheese.
I had a bizzare dream. Irby was flooded, and I mean hella flooded.I sat there watching the ocean rising up past my bedroom window, and instead of panicking, I went for a nap. When I woke up, my room had been wrenched out of my house by the flood somehow, and had been carried down the road into pensby. So someone helped me put it onto some wheels and I seemed to drag it back to Irby somewhat effortlessly with a piece of string.
My head hurts. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jun. 17th, 2009|04:48 pm] |
ATTN: Everyone in the Wirra-pool over summer.
Currently, I am only doing one fun thing a week, and I am going to go mental. Therefore I propose some kind of RPG to break things up a bit. The consensus at the moment seems that Saturdays are the best day to hold it, but Wednesdays are also a good choice what with it being the mainstream RPGing day. I'm going to run a campaign which doesn't depend on having any certain person along aside from me, so as long as I have four or more players, and you're schedule can't fit it in, then tough.
Issues arise:
Anyone have desire of playing not D&D, and if not, in any particular level, setting or theme?
When and who could be pretty easy, but where? Suggestions in a hat please. I am investigating the practicality of borrowing a room in Liverpool library and other possibilities, but other input is very welcome.
Yeah, so register interest and input in comments etc. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[May. 23rd, 2009|03:00 am] |
Witty Phrase ->
Google Translate ->
Russian -> Japanese -> English ->
Result
Ain't no party like a clockwork party because a clockwork party don't stop.
->
The party is a political party like the clock does not stop the clock is.
Deep...
I picked the five most evil people on earth.
->
I am the most evil man on earth who chose five. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[May. 14th, 2009|02:16 pm] |
Your results:
You are Spock
| Spock |
| 75% |
| Jean-Luc Picard |
| 70% |
| Mr. Sulu |
| 65% |
| Will Riker |
| 65% |
| An Expendable Character (Redshirt) |
| 65% |
| James T. Kirk (Captain) |
| 60% |
| Deanna Troi |
| 60% |
| Leonard McCoy (Bones) |
| 55% |
| Mr. Scott |
| 55% |
| Chekov |
| 55% |
| Worf |
| 55% |
| Geordi LaForge |
| 50% |
| Data |
| 49% |
| Beverly Crusher |
| 30% |
| Uhura |
| 20% |
|
You are skilled in knowledge and logic.
You believe that the needs of the many
outweigh the needs of the few.
 |
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz
Spock goes in here. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[May. 11th, 2009|10:22 pm] |
Meme, blah blah blah
5Type in the following and choose from the first description found.
Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.
(Ok, so the first link for all of my things was to someone doing this meme, I ignored those..)
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Needsy Online is the personal website of Robert Needs and a place to publish news, hosting projects and photographs online. (oh good lord)
2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes. (OH SHI-)
3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Robert Hates You!
Search the Archive ... (sums it all up, really)
4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Robert Goes to Prison — With One Thousand Women. (BOO-YAH)
5. Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
MySpace profile for [Robert][Loves][Goth][Girls] with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. (This is creepy. The robot steals my every thought...)
6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Robert Eats Garbage Fries with Honey Mustard (OM NOM NO... what?)
7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Robert has finished the Genesis project. It's 201 pages. (AND SOON I WILL TAKE OVER METROPOLIS)
8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
29 Sep 2008 ... RSS Feed on Robert Works. News Wire Headlines.
9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Robert lives with his grandparents
10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search
Famous quotes by Robert died on 1977.
Depressing. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[May. 7th, 2009|03:48 am] |
"And that's why I like alla them star tracks." Said Strong Sad, a full bag of twizzlérs falling out of his mouth. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[May. 4th, 2009|06:47 pm] |
Ha! Fuck you LJ cutters.
What does the sixteenth text in your inbox say?
I DO NOT COMMUNICATE BY TEXT
Last person you were in the car with?
Hmmmmm... phil and borat probably.
Did you kiss anyone friday?
Only my ass goodbye. OK, that was a lie, but it sounded cool.
Ever thrown up in public?
Yes. In subway before a convention. Projectile vomit.
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Nothing, as per usual.
What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
Maths. Fuck you, Helen!
Have you seen anyone lately that you don't get along with?
No
What is your favorite colour shirt to wear?
At the moment it's a blue and blacked ringed one of which I have three of them. Generally, I like to wear red.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes, been hit by a car.
Whats the closest thing to you that's green?
Deck o' M:TG cards.
Where would you like to be right now?
Vegas or Paris.
Write down some lyrics to the song your listening to
When there's evil on the attack,
You can rest knowing they got your back,
'cause with the world's heroes on patroooo-ooo-ooo-oooooooooll,
Teen Titans, GO!
How many dogs do you have?
None. One recently departed.
Is there someone you care about more than yourself?
Actually no one. I'm a very self-satisfied guy.
What made you laugh today?
The patheticness of Borat and MHP's lives. HAHAHAHAHA.
What was the last film you watched?
Cannot remember. It was a very long time ago.
What's the last conversation you had about?
If I wanted an onion bhaji. Turns out I didn't.
What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
Sleeping
Do you like your hair long or short?
Short, but not too short, otherwise I look like I beat old ladies up to get 10p. They'd have to have 50p on them at least to get me to do that.
Do you want to see somebody right now?
Hugh Heffner, who would say "Come on over to my place for a party! Here's a cold one!"
Do you like the rain?
I fucking love the rain. I could walk for hours in it, and I could watch it from a window.
Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
Nope.
How do you feel about girls smoking?
So long as I don't have to go near their mouth, I guess. I ain't gonna stop someone smoking. Offering a smoker a cigarette is a good way to calm them down if their mental health problems are affecting them.
Could you see yourself with someone forever?
It would be tough. I'm a very obstinate guy.
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
What am I doing up at this hour?
Do you forgive and forget?
Like anonymous I do not forgive, though over time I would probably forget. It takes a lot to rile me up enough to care either way these days.
Do you trust people?
"Open Mind, Insert Foot". I think KJ said that.
What are you not looking forward to?
Having to have a jorb.
Do you get mad easily?
Rarely. Though I do hate a lot of things It's hard to get me mad, largely because I just don't care.
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
An alarming amount of people.
Do you have strange dreams?
Have you even read my journal?
Ever licked someone’s cheek or forehead?
Ew, no. Grody.
Last time you fell asleep in someone’s arms?
Like, when I was five, maybe?
When did you last throw up?
Day after my last birthday. I blame gaz for brutally forcing me to drink Guldendraak.
What do you have on you at all times
This chip that I keep on my shoulder, right here.
Do you like fruity or minty gum?
Cinnamon, motherfucker.
Favourite musician or group?
It may surprise you to learn that I am no music buff. If I had to play favoruites, it would probably be something like Manowar just because of pure feelgood cheese.
Favourite computer game?
Alpha Centauri.
First album you ever went and bought with your own money?
Never bought an album. First single I ever bought was chocolate salty balls on cassette.
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Ugh. I believe it exists.
Last thing you bought?
Supplies for the allnighter.
Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
I guess. Not done it for a while.
How far away is the last person you hugged?
Can't remember who :s
Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Aside from Keith Chegwin calling to say something like, "I just happen to be outside your house suspended over a vat of lava by a single rope. Please help me?" Then no. By the way, I wouldn't help him, I'd cut the rope and laugh as his flesh and organs melted off, leaving just a charred skeleton.
Is your life anything like it was a year ago?
I guess so. I don't live in gidlol road, though, which is a blessing.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
What?
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
I guess so.
What is the last thing you said out loud?
"No." Do I ever say anything else?
When was the last time you cried?
I DO NOT CRY, MORTAL.
Do you have friends you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
Yeah, I'd say.
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Jumped energetically into bed.
What can't you wait for?
Job. Job. Job. Job.
Have you ever told anyone you would marry them?
Only in jail.
What's the worst way to say "i love you?"
In any of the ways simon green has said it.
Are you mad about anything?
It's my gimmick.
Are you mean?
It's my gimmick.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
No, I like to sleep. It's my gimmick.
Has a boy/girl called you babe or baby in the past two days?
No, no one has the spine. Well, MHP does, but he fould find it getting ripped out.
Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
I actually like the smell of second hand smoke. Then again, I am a weirdo.
Does anyone give you butterflies?
Caterpillars.
Does it bother you when people respond with one word?
Only if the answer doesn't make sense. IE:
Me: So, would you like Carling or Fosters?
Gimp: Yes.
Me: ... *reloads*
Do you believe once a cheater, always a cheater?
No, just always a cheater.
Who disgusts you?
People with no sense of humour. People who no not adhere to the 'Bretheren before wenches' social policy. (You know who you are).
What would you do if your best friend turned gay?
I wouldn't be surprised. He's not doing too well with the women lately.
Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Curly. I look like a tool with it uncut and untreated.
Do you drink tea?
On occasion. Black, and no sugar.
How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries
Waste of chocolate.
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
No. I have no feelings in general.
Have you ever stripped for money?
Only in my dreams. I was in one of those cages in a disco and danced like napoleon dynamite.
Do you think you are a good person?
Only within the boundaries of lawful and social acceptability, in that order. Beyond that, I don't care.
Who are your favourite people?
Anyone who is reading this and has a job vacancy in the wirral. You guys are the best <3 |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Apr. 25th, 2009|01:53 pm] |
GRAR. My mum decided she had to go on a cleaning rampage today, so not only woke me up early, but demanded I tidy up my room. After returning from a trip to the local dumping grounds, I found her in the middle of cleaning my computer area. Every singe time she tries this, she:
1: Manages to knock one of the keyboard supports in, so my keyboard is lopsided. Only ever one.
2: Alt-f4 something.
3: Dislodge the headphones.
4: Knock my screen so the yellow and magenta channels aremessed up and I have to fiddle around with the back of my monitor.
How?! |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Apr. 24th, 2009|12:20 pm] |
I have more jobs and women coming out of my ears than I know what to do with.
On a serious note, I got an interview at 11:00am on Monday.
٩๏̯͡๏)۶ |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Apr. 19th, 2009|03:20 pm] |
Been having some bizzare dreams lately.
Last night I had a dream where I was hanging around with a construction company near the pub I used to work in that employed magical girl alchemists. I remember them casting a spell by mixing various onimous liquids called 'cross freeze' complete with an accompanying animation and big icicly words. The result of that spell was that they produced a large cerebellum with its various bits colored in as if it were a display model. The spell was necessary for something to do with windows. The dream told me that I didn't really understand why but what they were doing was logical enough. The neighbourhood was populated mostly by unidentifiable new-style cartoon characters, y'know, the kind that they have nowadays which you may catch a glimpse of but not think twice about because they're not as good as inspector gadget or the original turtles. I don't even know if they were actual cartoon characters I've seen or just made up. There was a hot window cleaner-ess who was an ordinary human being who I would have totally gotten some out of if she were real :(. She was pretty hot for my steamy love. There was the ever-present threat of a 'black man' who 'escaped' from a park of all places. Whenever anyone talked about him I was all like "So what?" but everyone seemed to live in fear of this guy. I mean, if you had to incarcerate someone in a PARK, they can't be THAT bad. This dream also saw me hurtling about dangerously on a red london bus being driven from the upstairs by old pal Rawling.
Night before I was on a placement in a mental unit, which was more like a house where people with schizophrenia hang out. The world cup was on, and it was england vs brazil in the semis. I was watching it with some patients in the 'lounge', if you could call it that. At a point early on in the game where England were 0-1 down when I had to wander off for something I can't entirely remember, but it was medicine-related. I came back 5 or 10 minutes later to meet frustrated exclamations as Brazil had pulled forward again making it 2-3. That's as many as five goals in 5-10 minutes. And that's terrible. Long story short, England won. I don't know how, nor the score. Anyway, next semi was Germany vs HIGH ELVES. The elves must be really good at football because they kicked germany's asses. They wore silky light blue shorts and had silky light blue bits on their kit, so they looked kinda like Argentina.
So, once again, any Freudians out there want to make something of that? |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|05:15 pm] |
My dog sally died of kidney failure yesterday, age 12.
She will be missed.
:( |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Mar. 16th, 2009|01:31 am] |
No matter how much I wear that tabard, I'll always be hated. : |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Mar. 15th, 2009|01:00 am] |
The Paladin Song
A World of Warcraft parody.
Badluck: Gildenlow! We need you to help defeat Attumen!
Brynneth: He's gone on a rampage in Naxx!
Gildenlow: What do you want me to do? I'm just a lumberjack.
Badluck: No! You're not! We need you to tank!
Gildenlow: I told you, I'm no warrior. I don't even have a shield.
Badluck: Surely you want to stop Attumen? He might even come here and destory the howling Fjord!
Brynneth: Do you want to sit here being a lumberjack for the rest of your life? Or do you want to become a hero?
Gildenlow: I never wanted to be a lumberjack. I always wanted to be... a PALADIN!
*Gildenlow is suddenly wearing T6 paladin gear*
Gildenlow: Leaping from bad guy to wrongdoer! As they float down rivers of their own blood! Baron Geddon! Razorgore! The mighy Kael'thas! With my favourite healer by my side! *female BE preist in T5 enters* Shade of Aran! Magtheridon! Sartharion with two drakes! We'd Sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a paladin and I'm OK! I tank all night and I heal all day!
10 man raid: He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down dwarves, I bubble hearth, I go to Thunder Bluff,
On Wednesdays I go raiding, and get epic loot from Gluth.
Raid: He cuts down dwarves, he bubble hearths, He goes to Thunder Bluff,
On Wednesdays he goes raiding, and gets epic loot from Gluth.
He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down gnomes, I skin and mine, All round Sholazar!
I put on warlock's clothing, and RP in Orgrimmar!
Raid: He cuts down gnomes, he skins and mines, all round Sholazar!
He puts on warlock's clothing, and RPs in... Orgrimmar?
He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down rogues, I have two horns, blue skin and a tail!
I wish I'd been a Draenai, 'cause elves are full of fail!
Raid: He cuts down rogues, He has two horns... blue skin? And a tail?
*various annoyed yellings*
Priest: Oh Gildenlow! I always thought you were so rugged!
Badluck: *to brynneth* Next time We're getting a guild tank.
Brynneth: Uh huh. |
|
|
| navigation |
| [ |
viewing |
| |
most recent entries |
] |
| [ |
go |
| |
earlier |
] |
| |
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
ricros's journal